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Choosing our mascot....
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We got many emails about the correction made to the length of the pig's orgasm, reducing it from 30 minutes to 3 minutes. A high school student said it was "grossly unfair", and a woman police officer said it was "a tragedy beyond human imagination", and an animal protection group threatened to sue for animal abuse. Hey, it was just a pig -- and just a typo. But it stirred up so much emotion that it was like Joe Namath had lost his arm, and Pavarotti his voice. |
Wiggie's Father An Angeln Saddleback |
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Chip Buss |
Chip Buss, the president of SAM 27, brings Tiburon, a very affable Labrador, to the flying field. Tiburon is a hard working dog, and pleased with life. Sometimes he is full of energy, and sometimes just lays contentedly in the sun. To date, he has sired over 240 pups. He is a stud for breeding seeing-eye dogs in San Raphael, and works 10-day shifts. |
Tiburon at the field after a 10-day shift. That's right -- that's 10 days not 10 hours. |
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Wiggie is an Angeln Saddleback. and a champion stud for Sonoma County Pig Breeders Inc. Wiggie is camera shy, so we hired an art student to draw his picture. Wiggie gets the job done, but he was fired for taking too long. So the club has signed a trial contract with Wiggie as the Liberty Flyers mascot. Fly with Wiggie and Get Lucky. Decals available $9.99 |
Fly with Wiggie and Get Lucky |
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ASBA California |
Liberty Flyers asserts that no animals were harmed. In fact quite the opposite. The Angeln Saddleback Breeders Association reports that the Saddleback's orgasm lasts, on average, for 31 minutes, so the sun shines again on Liberty Field. |
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Next month Are Liberty Flyers the Best Pilots ?